Freemasons hiding 2pac with gov't funds

you heard it, folks.  2pac is alive and well, and the freemasons are have kidnapped him for unknown reasons.  probably to siphon off his swag.  they are doing this with funds from federal, state, and the salvation army, keeping him hidden somewhere deep underground in a faraway wasteland they call "idaho".  everyone, load up your guns and head over to the gem state and liberate the greatest rapper to ever live from the clutches of freemasonry and the gov't.  As you know the freemasons are responsible for the deaths of kennedy nixon bush carter lincoln washington al gore ralph nader elvis presley biggie smalls and jorge regula.  2pac is a national treasure dont let them ruin this for the rest of us!!!!!!!  

Chemtrails scientifically proven to be traced to Reptilians.

You know those trails you see up in the clouds?  I have.  Every day I step outside my house and scream at them.  Those things do NOT belong there.  Although scientists have not been able to find the direct health hazards caused by chemtrails, they have recently found the source, and what surprised me most was that they were not caused by the Mounties.  The real cause is... Reptilian Aliens.  Those pesky varmints that are always snatching our livestock and dropping them back down,  nothing left but bones.  And now, after infiltrating our government AND our agriculture, they have begun poisoning our skies.  Start buying gas masks, because at some point, our human lungs will no loonger be able to stand the fumes from their spaceships, which are covered by cloaking devices.

Mounties Set to Invade

Stock up on supplies RIGHT NOW because at any any moment, those Canadians will be rushing past the borders and ruining our American way of life.  They will violently force their passive nature onto us, and the nation will be ruined.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!!  Especially to those of you in states like North Dakota, they could strike at any moment.  Don't fall for their lies.

Mounties Set to Invade

Stock up on supplies RIGHT NOW because at any any moment, those Canadians will be rushing past the borders and ruining our American way of life.  They will violently force their passive nature onto us, and the nation will be ruined.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!!  Especially to those of you in states like North Dakota, they could strike at any moment.  Don't fall for their lies.